Top Ten Democratic T-Shirts
By Denis Campbell • Jun 3rd, 2008 • Category: Politics
The new magic number of 2,118 delegates to nominate is here and now that Michigan and Florida have been seated via compromise, it appears we have a nominee, even though we have a fractured party. So I spent this past weekend thinking about a new business and T-shirt ideas for this coming week announcing the end of the primaries… so in the spirit of healing and with apologies to Letterman and crew, here are my top 10 Democratic T-Shirt ideas.
10. My Senator Can Beat Your Senator (especially for those thinking a NY Yankees vs. Chicago Cubs World Series could signal a rematch?)
9. Elect America’s Second Black President
8. Retire Billary’s Debt, Donate Directly to the Mark Penn Rehabilitation Fund
7. Chelsea for President 2024
6. I’ll Have Whatever Terry’s Having (said in ‘When Harry Met Sally’ next table reaction to an orgiastic Meg Ryan at Terry McAuliffe’s never accepting the premise of any statement saying Hillary was toasted).
5. Bush v Clinton Steel Cage Match Live (that would be Chelsea v Jeb)
4. My Mom Got 17-Million Votes and all I Got Was This Stinking T-Shirt
3. Don’t Mess with Mama Michelle
2. VP my Ass!
and number new T-shirt slogan
1… Obama Delegates Trump Mugabe Maths
I dunno, some of them could work over the next few months. Everybody catch your breath and we’ll see you in Denver!
Denis Campbell is a journalist, author and businessman.
From a farmhouse in South Wales overlooking the Irish Sea, he and his wife run Target Point Ltd, an EU-wide strategy firm working with global businesses across a dozen industries on clarifying and executing strategy and changing their culture and focus. As a businessman living in the EU for 10-years, writing was a passionate hobby. He began blogging in 2006 with a number of pieces examining the corrupt climate of deception in the billion dollar spiritual self-help industry and re-published collected business, political and lifestyle features published across the EU since 2001. It has since grown into The Vadimus Post, from the Latin Quo Vadimus – where are we headed? (…and do we know why?), a daily e-magazine for those wanting to dig deeper, learn more together and dialogue on the key issues of the day.
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