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20th November, 2008

Fair and Balanced

By Denis Campbell • Sep 11th, 2008 • Category: Politics

 

Finally, an intelligent, fight-back e-mail against the hundreds of smears…

-If you’re a conservative and you’re selected for a job over more qualified candidates, you’re a ‘game changer.’ 

-Black teen pregnancies? A ‘crisis’ in black America.
-White teen pregnancies? A ‘blessed event.’ 

-If you grow up in Hawaii you’re ‘exotic.’ 
-Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you’re the quintessential ‘American story.’ 

-Similarly, if you name your kid Barack you’re ‘unpatriotic.’ 
-Name your kid Track, you’re ‘colorful.’ 

 -If you’re a Democrat and you make a VP pick without fully vetting the individual you’re ‘reckless.’ 
-A Republican who doesn’t fully vet is a ‘maverick.’ 

If you:

 

  • spend 3 years as a community organizer growing your organization from a staff of 1 to 13 and your budget from $70,000 to $400,000, 
  • then become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review,
  • create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new African American voters, 
  • spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor,
  • then spend nearly 8 more years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, 
  • become chairman of the state Senate’s Health and Human Services committee, 
  • then spend nearly 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of nearly 13 million people, 
  • sponsor 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran’s Affairs committees… 

 

-you are woefully inexperienced. 

If you:

 

  • spend 4-years on the city council
  • 6-years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 
  • then spend 20-months as the governor of a state with 650,000 people, 

 

-you’ve got the most executive experience of anyone on either ticket, are the Commander in Chief of the Alaska military and are well qualified to lead the nation should you be called upon to do so because your state is the closest state to Russia. 

-If you are a Democratic male candidate who is popular with millions of people you are an ‘arrogant celebrity’. 
-If you are a popular republican female candidate you are ‘energizing the base’. 

-If you are a younger male candidate who thinks for himself and makes his own decisions you are ‘presumptuous’. 
-If you are an older male candidate who makes last minute decisions you refuse to explain, you are a ’shoot from the hip’ maverick. 

-If you are a candidate with a Harvard law degree you are ‘an elitist ‘out of touch’ with the real America. 
-If you are a legacy (dad and granddad were admirals) graduate of Annapolis, ranked fifth from the bottom in your class with multiple disciplinary infractions you are a hero. 

-If you manage a multi-million dollar nationwide campaign, you are an ‘empty suit’. 
-If you are a part time mayor of a town of 7000 people and governor of a state of less than 1 million people, you are an ‘experienced executive’. 

-If you go to a south side Chicago church, your beliefs are ‘extremist’. 
-If you believe in creationism and don’t believe global warming is man made, you are ’strongly principled’. 

-If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you’re a Christian. 
-If you have been married to the same woman for 19-years with whom you are raising 2 beautiful daughters you’re ‘risky’. 

-If you’re a black single mother of 4 who waits for 22-hours after her water breaks to seek medical attention, you’re an irresponsible parent, endangering the life of your unborn child. 
-But if you’re a white married mother who waits 22-hours, you’re spunky. 

-If you’re a 13-year-old Chelsea Clinton, the right-wing press calls you ‘First dog.’ 
-If you’re a 17-year old pregnant unwed daughter of a Republican, the right-wing press calls you ‘beautiful’ and ‘courageous.’ 

-If you teach abstinence only in sex education, you get teen parents. 
-If you teach responsible age-appropriate, sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society. 

Any questions?


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Denis Campbell is a journalist, author and businessman. From a farmhouse in South Wales overlooking the Irish Sea, he and his wife run Target Point Ltd, an EU-wide strategy firm working with global businesses across a dozen industries on clarifying and executing strategy and changing their culture and focus. As a businessman living in the EU for 10-years, writing was a passionate hobby. He began blogging in 2006 with a number of pieces examining the corrupt climate of deception in the billion dollar spiritual self-help industry and re-published collected business, political and lifestyle features published across the EU since 2001. It has since grown into The Vadimus Post, from the Latin Quo Vadimus – where are we headed? (…and do we know why?), a daily e-magazine for those wanting to dig deeper, learn more together and dialogue on the key issues of the day. Thanks for visiting and feel free to let me know your thoughts and opinions.
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